Things I'm thinking that I'm too nice to provide the context for
• Frickin' pathetic
• Whatever. You dirt-eating, peace-loving, goat-mongering hippie
• Get off your ass and do something, loser.
• My car would look good running you over.
• Yes, you are a moron.
• Grow a spine.
• Who gives a flying crap about that? It's in the past. Let it go.
• Trying doing something real once in awhile. If you aren't strong enough to deny reality without the help of drugs then I have no respect for you.
• Get some exercise. Maybe the reason you have continual health problems is you need to get your ass in shape?

If you think any of the above messages apply to you then feel free to assume that they do. Your life and mine will be better if you just do it, shut the hell up, and quit whining.