One word comes to mind... tool

I've decided that 'tool' and 'goat' are probably the most useful words in the english language. You can replace any word with goat, and it is automatically entertaining. For example, I have to goat to the bathroom. Or, I have to go to the goatroom. Or, I goat to goat to the goatgoat. Tool doesn't even need to be put into a sentence. It's just one of those words that stands on its own. Tool. The best part is combining them together such as "I need a 12mm goat tool to tighten down the goat.

Everyone has heard of a scapegoat, right? Well, how about a goatscape? Wasn't it Matisse that was famous for his lively depictions of goatscapes? Anyways, back in high school I once worked at goatscaping for a summer. It was a pretty decent job in that it paid well. There was also the satisfaction of ended up with an eye-pleasing product when you were finished. The only bad part was that it was darn hard work. Laboring in the hot sun for hour after hour with no shade kind of sucks. Getting the overall motif to look just right could be tough too. I really hated getting almost finished then the customer decides that "No, this isn't quite what I wanted but I couldn't see it until you had done it for me." Then I'd have to make changes and sometimes create an entirely new goatscape. The next year I decided that I'd had enough of that particular career and moved on to construction.