blog. Talk about a funny word. Just think of some of the fun you can have with this word.

This one time at band camp I was attacked by a giant blog. We had to scare it away with a magic flute. I always thought blogs were a myth until that day. Luckily flutes are such useful instruments.

So I wander into the head, and it is clogged with a blog as big as Arkansas. I never realized that a person could make a blog of such size.

I wanted to go visit grandma in the woods but there was a blog down across the road. I took my btruck and tried dragging the blog off the road but it ripped my bwinch off the front of my rig.

Update April 30, 2003 Ok, blog sounds funny but there is some oddness I've just discovered. There's like this whole subculture thing where people post and literally hundreds of people comment on said post. These people then get together in some sort of community and ramble on message board style. Then they actually meet up with each other in real life. I don't know about you but I've got too many damn friends as it is. I definitely have more than my quota of geek friends already. The whole blog community thing is just odd.

Oh yeah. I'm a blogger from way back. I just about went pro back in '99 but decided I wanted to keep my amateur status so I could defend my title.